Is that...
Jared Scheibner, the guy from those sandwich shop commercials who went to prison before you were born...for being in posession of something like 200 flash drives, chock full of inappropriate images of children?
Not only that...he was also caught on tape being very honest about his intentions to engage in really, really inappropriate relations with underage girls. He even had a blog under an assumed name...John Frimann or something like that! What the hell does he think he's doing in Luna Vista, anyway???
You knew he was out of prison - for almost a year now - but seriously, he's coming to Luna Vista to start a new life? DOES HE HAVE A DEATH WISH? What kind of stupid pedophile even sets foot in Luna Vista, anyway? Does he not know what dangerous psychopaths...like you...
do to pedophiles in this town?